Boyfriend logic
"Why is it called a clutch?Why don't they call it a grab? "
- Boyfriend
Tara and I were so excited when we received this unicorn clutch from Choies. I showed it to everyone with eyes;
My mum, the neighbour's cat, my boyfriend, and so on. My Boyfriend definitely had the most entertaining reaction.
So instead of scouring the internet for a quote to go with this blog post like I usually do, I used him. My previous post
'Dad Logic' is what gave me the idea for this second post. So let me introduce part two; Boyfriend Logic. And sorry
in advance boyfriend if you are reading this ;)
Him: Is that a horse?
Me: Nope, It's a unicorn!
Him: If that's a unicorn, why isnt it sparkly? Unicorns are sparkly
Me: But we chose black because it goes with everything!
Him: Oh...
Me: See isnt it cool? You hold it like this... Like its a clutch
*cue demonstration via skype webcam*
Him: Wait, whats a clutch?
Me: It's a type of bag...
Him: You mean a purse?
Me: No it's a clutch, you see you hold it like this, like your clutching it.
That's why it is called a clutch. Bags have different names.
Him: Why did they call it a clutch then? Can't you just call it a grab?
I think you should call it a grab.
*cue laugh and facepalm from me*
Clutch c/o Choies
Jumper : Valley Girl
Skirt : Kingan Jones
Boots : Glassons
UPDATE: Omg the comments are the best some hilarious bf logic stories in there guys! I've been having some laughs from these, thanks for sharing! Tara